greetings
"Our Father who art in nature, who has given the gift of survival to the coyote, the common brown rat, the English sparrow, the house fly and the moth, must have a great and overwhelming love for no-goods and blots-on-the-town and bums.... Virtues and graces and laziness and zest. Our Father who art in nature."
you know i was gonna pick a different font for the rest of this site but the cheapass default times new roman does have a particular kind of charm to it.